Brethren, we have entered a time of great woe. For some, this Time of Trials will forge a firmer grade of steel, for others it will break them and reveal the essence of who they truly are within.
And Some will take the occasion to build upon their fame and notoriety. And so it was with our fallen brother Famousdayandyear, who sought to use his position among the chosen to challenge the rule of the Great Cat himself!
The Great Cat is wise beyond the ken of any chosen brother or sister. His rule is absolute! And it is he who will guide us when this great confusion amongst the faithful reigns!
But Hades hath no fury like a wet Kittith, as famousdayandyear did learn to his great woe. Stirred from his thoughts profound, the Great Cat himself did once again descend from his throne in Valhalla to extract fuzzy vengeance upon the behollowed brow of the latest seeker of fame beyond his ken.
And the Great Cat did call for the Lord High Executioner, "Curly Bill", whose visceral image stirred fear in the hearts of mighty Kitties and small furry animals alike!
And so did Bill speakith the Holy Words of Condemnation onto the waxified ears of the not-so Famous, and he was smitten in a flash from on high! Verily! and with much Poop!
Denied the fame he sought, the Viking Kitties then did feast upon his bezotted bits and bytes, making the sacred pilgrimage to Trollhenge and in doing, relieved themselves of their burden in the Porcelain Receptacle, where his putrid essence remains to this day!
Sadly brethren, it appears that he is far form the last of us whose self adoration will instill importance upon themselves they do not possess. Rather than bask in dignity, they revel in emotions better left to the Lost Tribes and those Outcasts of the digital realm. Already another waits in the wings, waiting for the moment when he too will deny the sacred teachings...
And again, the lightning will come...
Book of ZOT!
Chapter 13; Verses 1-9; Eh Poo Bruti?
Viking Kitties Rock!!! More Lightning!!!
Holy crap, there really *is* a Jim Thompson on FR. Never thought to check before. :’o