Get a fricken job!
Simple and true!
Or MAKE one!
Ex.: OccupyWallSt types are whining that someone needs to come get and do their laundry. OK, so someone buy a hamper for a buck and charge 120% of costs to do it. Hey, ya got a job!
Far too many think jobs are something created by some higher power. They don't realize it's all variations on the theme of "I've got a skill/product, you have a need, let's contract a win-win here." You have a right to work; to wit you have the right to find something someone else wants/needs and figure out how to provide it to them at a price they're willing to pay.