[Future Snake Eater]

Demand one: Restoration of the living wage. This demand can only be met by ending “Freetrade” by re-imposing trade tariffs on all imported goods entering the American market to level the playing field for domestic family farming and domestic manufacturing as most nations that are dumping cheap products onto the American market have radical wage and environmental regulation advantages. Another policy that must be instituted is raise the minimum wage to twenty dollars an hr.

Oh now that's just cheating. They have three or four demands in this single demand. Is this stream-of-consciousness ransoming?

[Rutabega]

—Is this stream of conscious ransoming?

Brilliant! My mouth is on the floor from the idiocy of these demands, and your comment made my brain turn back on! ;)