You sound like a Soviet.
****Bada Bing****
You ARE a foreigner aren’t ya!!
Well, don’t you worry. Cause that makes everything ok. NOW i understand you, and we are buddies :)
Seriously, i respect your efforts to join into the American fray. I know in my heart, that deep inside the heart every foreigner, is an American, fighting to get out. Fight well good freeper, fight well.
Your puppy teeth are sharp,,, but i know you are one of us.