“To Sharia, And Beyond!”: Disney-Pixar To Collaborate With Obama’s NASA-Muslim Outreach Program
It should come as no surprise to even the casual observer that President Obama got NASA on board with his decidedly pro-Islamic policies when he recently ordered the space agency to “find ways to reach out to dominantly Muslim countries.”
However, the line between celebrity and politics became even more blurred earlier today when Disney-Pixar and Obama announced a joint movie venture. The upcoming film starring jihadist superstar Islamic Rage Boy, is entitled “Muzz Lightyear.’
“It’s sort of Toy Story meets the Arab Street,” said director John Lasseter. “Fans of the original might notice a few changes, though. For example, many people didn’t recognize Jessie sitting quietly to the side in her burka, but let me assure you–it’s the same old madcap Jessie! She’s just in a…more traditional role. And while some critics felt Ham’s death by stoning was too graphically violent for children, I felt that I had a duty to ‘keep it real’ as they say.”
The film opens worldwide on May 1st.
