[the invisib1e hand]

I can't imagine anyone who answers to "Bocephus" would give a rat's ass about ESPN anyway. I'm sure the checks were nice while they were coming.

And the lawsuit, too; that oughta be a hoot.

[Colorado Cowgirl]

You are right, less than a rat’s ass. Lyrics: My name is Bocephus. I’m a son of a gun. Some of us are born with it, some of us don’t ever, ever get it. Thank God I’m a guitar man, and it’s true I love the money. And it’s true I love all the honeys. But the thing I really love is to get down with the band. Hank Williams Jr.