I could be they’re union members or lawyers.
You right, you can’t make them drink.
Probably also bureaucrats. Perry wants EPA and Education cut down a few notches now, and that’s gotta sting for the parasite class.
In fact, you could say Perry has done more than any other Governor to quash the parasite class: tort lawyers, envirowhackos, anti-oil commies, food-stamp opportunists, unionists who fail every time they try to establish their racket, just all the hubristic predators that have ruined our once-competitive sister states.