Kosher does not meet their standard because the main part of halal food is that it must be prepared by Muslims. I guess halal = job security for Muslim food workers.
Well, well, then they ought to just speed up the execution.
We wouldn’t want to make this guy suffer on death row forever.
Kosher doesn’t work because the Kosher method of slaughtering animals is not a sacrifice. Halal is a sacrifice to Allah. They point the animal toward the black rock of mecca and slit its throat as they say “Alluha Akbar”