Posted on 09/30/2011 12:29:35 AM PDT by lfrank
Thanks to our President and his effects on our economy, I have plenty of time on my hands to help the PResident retire as a "on-termer." I know there are several freepers that can use their skills to complete a music parody- perhaps even a singer to croon to the alternate (Alt- ) verses. It's a catchy tune and has so many things going for it- the insanely ludicrous reference by Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX) of the Astronaut's Mars landing, the Socialist red jump suit, a birth certificate reference, media reference, incompetence, and the deity complex...enjoy.
Cheers- Cain Obama in 2012
"Oops! ...I Did It Again" Alt: “OOPS- Not in Twenty Twelve”
ACTING COMPONENT: GM (Formerly NASA) Control- “Earth to Mars Lander. Report status please.” Alt: DEM Control- “DNC to Docs Merger. Report status please.” Mars Astronaut- “Mars Lander, here. Gravity device dead is effective, Oxygen status- 98%.” Alt: DEM Photonaut- “Docs Merger, here. Birth Certificate Fed is effective. Media neutered- 98%.”
GM (Formerly NASA) Control- “Any sign of habitation?” ALT: DEM Control- “Any sign of refutation.” Mars Astronaut - “Not so much as a…whoa there horsey.” ALT: DEM Photonaut - “Nothing we can’t fight…whoa there Donkey. Mars Astronaut - “What the….” ALT: DEM Photonaut - “Voila...
GM (Formerly NASA) Control- “Cute, what is it….” ALT: DEM Photonaut - “Nice, a Smiley face... Mars Astronaut - “Ohh it’s cute alright...” ALT: DEM Photonaut - “It’s a Smiley face alright...
Mars Astronaut - “It couldn’t be...” ALT: DEM Photonaut - “It’s gotta be...
GM (Formerly NASA) Control- “Mar’s Lander what’s happening up there?” ALT: DEM Control- “Doc Merger what’s up in Hawaii.”
SINGING COMPONENT: NNNYEAHHH NNNYEAHHH
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Alt: nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Alt: Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah
I think I did it again Alt: I know I’ll do it again I made you believe we're more than just friends Alt: I made you believe I was all that I said Oh baby Alt: So sorry It might seem like a crush Alt: Never thinking too much But it doesn't mean that I'm serious Alt: You press guys took me way too serious 'Cause to lose all my senses Alt: ‘Cause to lose all pretenses That is just so typically me Alt: That is just the socialist me Oh baby, baby Alt: So sorry, baby
Oops!...I did it again Alt: OOPS- Not in Twenty Twelve I played with your heart, got lost in the game Alt: I played with my clubs, and messed up the Dow Oh baby, baby Alt: So sorry, baby Oops!...You think I'm in love Alt: Oops! You think that I cared
That I'm sent from above Alt: That I’m sent from above I'm not that innocent Alt: I’m not that competent
You see my problem is this Alt: You see my lapdog, the press I'm dreaming away Alt: Keeps paving my way Wishing that heroes, they truly exist Alt: Wishing that liberals’ utopias exist I cry, watching the days Alt: I fret, watching the polls Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways Alt: Can’t you see I’m a fraud in so many ways But to lose all my senses Alt: ‘Cause to lose all pretenses That is just so typically me Alt: That is just the socialist me
Baby, oh Alt: So sorry
Oops!...I did it again Alt: OOPS- Not in Twenty Twelve I played with your heart, got lost in the game Alt: I played with my clubs, and messed up the Dow Oh baby, baby Alt: So sorry, baby Oops!...You think I'm in love Alt: Oops! You think that I cared
That I'm sent from above Alt: That I’m sent from above I'm not that innocent Alt: I’m not that competent
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Alt: nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Alt: Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah
ACTING COMPONENT: GM (Formerly NASA) Control- "All aboard" Alt: OBAMA Mothership- “It’s all over” Mars Astronaut - "Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have" Alt: DEM Photonaut- “Obummer, before you go, your Hawaiian birth certificate” Mars Britney- "Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this...?" Alt: Red Socialist Drama Obama- Oh, looks authentic, but wait a minute, isn’t this…? Mars Britney- "Yeah, yes it is" Alt: Red Socialist Drama Obama - “Yeah, well almost” Mars Britney- "But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end" Alt: Red Socialist Drama Obama - But I thought the old media went to the ends of the earth to cover… Mars Britney- "Well baby, I went down and got it for you" Alt: Red Socialist Drama Obama - “Well, Barak, we went out and forged one for you” Mars Britney- "Oh, you shouldn't have" Alt: Red Socialist Drama Obama - “All Citizens should have one
SINGING COMPONENT:
Oops!...I did it again to your heart Alt: OOPS- Not in Twenty Twelve Got lost in this game, oh baby Alt: It’s above my pay grade, so sorry Oops!...You think that I'm sent from above Alt: Oops! You think that I’m sent from above
I'm not that innocent Alt: I’m not that competent
Oops!...I did it again Alt: OOPS- Not in Twenty Twelve I played with your heart, got lost in the game Alt: I played with my clubs, and messed up the Dow Oh baby, baby Alt: So sorry, baby Oops!...You think I'm in love Alt: Oops! You think that I cared
That I'm sent from above Alt: That I’m sent from above I'm not that innocent Alt: I’m not that competent
Oops!...I did it again Alt: OOPS- Not in Twenty Twelve I played with your heart, got lost in the game Alt: I played with my clubs, and messed up the Dow Oh baby, baby Alt: So sorry, baby Oops!...You think I'm in love Alt: Oops! You think that I cared
That I'm sent from above Alt: That I’m sent from above I'm not that innocent Alt: I’m not that competent
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