So you heard about Sven and Ole takin’ the bus to O’Clair for their honeymoon ... and the deer season?
I heard about Sven & Lena driving to Superior for their honeymoon. 7 hours on the road and they finally arrive at the Strait 8 Motel and their honeymoon cottage. Lena says “Oh, Sven, I could enjoy times like this forever”. So Sven drives 7 more hours to Fargo...
Years later, Sven was in need of a new milking cow. He’d heard about how Minnesota cows gave better milk so he watched the paper for adds. Finally he located a cow in Central Minnesota and made the drive. The farmer took Sven to the barn and told him to do some milking. Sven started off and soon discovered that every time he pulled a teat the cow passed gas. But the milk tasted great so he bought the cow and hauled it back to Wisconsin.
Once home, he called Ole and asked him to come over to see his new cow. Ole arrived, and Sven offered for him to do some milking. Ole got right to it and noticed the cow passing gas as well. Ole remarked “Oh, dis is a Minnesota cow”. Sven asked how Ole new that, and Ole replied “My wife is from Minnesota”.