But the attackers pounded on his front windows and kicked his wooden door so hard, it flew open and some of them entered his house."
Boy, I'll tell you: The KG9 Kid household would be making national news that night, you G'-damned better believe. TV news helicopters hovering over the scene would be transmitting video that looked like Jonestown down below.
I guarantee you that talk radio on both the left and the right would be debating over whether I "went too far" the very next day.
I hear you brother. “We might all be famous tomorrow” might be my last reported words.