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To: Average Al

Why buy a newspaper?

1. You puppy is not yet house trained.
2. You have a parrot.
3. You catch fish.


4 posted on 09/26/2011 3:28:30 AM PDT by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon freedom, it is necessary to examine principles.)
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To: GladesGuru

4. You need a drop cloth under a painting project.


5 posted on 09/26/2011 3:30:28 AM PDT by Average Al (Forbidden fruit leads to many jams.)
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To: GladesGuru

You missed a BIG one. Newspapers will always be needed as long as there are Steamed Crabs that need to be eaten....


12 posted on 09/26/2011 3:40:37 AM PDT by KeepUSfree (WOSD = fascism pure and simple.)
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Why buy a newspaper?

1. You puppy is not yet house trained.

2. You have a parrot.

3. You catch fish.

My "local" paper is the AJC...all three of those stated uses are ABOVE its pay grade...

38 posted on 09/26/2011 8:13:37 AM PDT by Prov1322 (Enjoy my wife's incredible artwork at www.watercolorARTwork.com! (This space no longer for rent))
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