[Jeff Chandler]

Not to worry, however, it was reported that a Texas Aggie biologist is experimenting with bringing in the only known natural enemy of fire ants—a rare Brazilian gnat that kills them by biting the back of their neck and sucking their brains out.

Then they will send in Chinese Needle Snakes to eat the gnats, then snake-eating gorillas, and then when wintertime rolls around, the gorillas will simply freeze to death.

[allmost]

Sounds like a plan. :)

[Sparticus]

Then they will send in Chinese Needle Snakes to eat the gnats, then snake-eating gorillas, and then when wintertime rolls around, the gorillas will simply freeze to death.

Oh, no that wouldn't happen. The eviro-weenies would get a judge to appoint a guardian ad litem for the gorillas that would make sure they received adequate Section 8 housing.

[wildbill]

I see a sceario where the gorillas are stomped to death by cloned mammoths which are in vitro as we speak.