Nice comprehensive list, but FAR from complete, as the man is a complete and utter buffoon.
don’t forget:
“corpse” man
Writing “2008” in the Buckingham palace register when it was 2011.
Reading the wrong teleprompter for the Irish prime minister’s welcome.
Saying that the march in Selma was responsible for his parent’s meeting and having him, when he was born well before that event.
Actually....that last one was not a gaffe, as it was an absolute boldfaced lie.
“Saying that the march in Selma was responsible for his parent’s meeting and having him, when he was born well before that event. Actually....that last one was not a gaffe, as it was an absolute boldfaced lie.”
*Or* a Freudian slip.
Nobody’s seen his real BC, yet.
:)
Also:
* The Austrian language,
* The breathalizer ... corrected to an inhalator,
* The 3000% drop,
* The Auschwitz uncle,
* The country of Europe
* Sometimes you just gotta give them a pain pill
* The Prime Minister’s DVDs
* The Queen’s iPod