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To: John W; big'ol_freeper; TrueKnightGalahad; blackie; cleveland gop
Re: Particles recorded moving faster than light

Gadzooks! That's almost as fast... as I can empty a keg of beer!

How else do you think we got here... to abduct and probe so many of you?

If I went at that speed... it would melt my steel balls!

In... conceivable!

Oooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!!!!!! Stop! Stop! Please stop! I can't think... that fast!

Calm down, big. Here, have some beer... and cotton candy. It'll calm your nerves.

45 posted on 09/22/2011 12:57:08 PM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Bender2
So how come everyone seems to have missed THE fundamental question....

Did it have its headlights on?

111 posted on 09/22/2011 2:43:42 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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