Gadzooks! That's almost as fast... as I can empty a keg of beer!
How else do you think we got here... to abduct and probe so many of you?
If I went at that speed... it would melt my steel balls!
In... conceivable!
Oooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!!!!!! Stop! Stop! Please stop! I can't think... that fast!
Calm down, big. Here, have some beer... and cotton candy. It'll calm your nerves.
Did it have its headlights on?