[yldstrk]

let’s have an anti Birkenstock day to beautify the world. Let’s make it illegal to wear socks and sandals to further beautify the world.

[LostInBayport]

let’s have an anti Birkenstock day to beautify the world. Let’s make it illegal to wear socks and sandals to further beautify the world.

I'd vote for that. I'd also vote for the "hippies/liberals wash their hair day" or "hippies/liberals use deodorant day".