[Jaxter]

"My life experiences -- ranging from the Battle of the Bulge (in World War II).."

From Wikipedia:

Benedetto was drafted into the United States Army in November 1944..Processed through the huge Le Havre replacement depot, in January 1945, he was assigned as a replacement infantryman to 255th Infantry Regiment of the 63rd Infantry Division, a unit filling in for the heavy losses suffered in the Battle of the Bulge.

So he never actually fought in the Battle of the Bulge then.

[GOP Poet]

yeah. The only Bulge he was battling was probably his urge to get into some strange. But nice try Tony.