Were I to find myself in NYC this weekend, I think I’d find a way to visit the mosque...with a few packs of bacon and some drippings in can. And then I’d call it ‘freedom of speech’ and protest favoring one religion over another (favorite lib tactic) and I’m sure the MSM would make me a hero. Right?
Using Amazon’s search function for “bacon bandages,” one finds not only bandaids that look like strips of bacon, but also bacon car air freshener, breath mints, wallet, soap, and toothpaste. There are nice yellow “crime scene tape” bandaids too. Time to stock up!