LOL!!!!!
Yeah, right. Like that's going to happen.
BTW if a vandal breaks into my house and calls 911 to report himself, the police have my implied permission to shoot the B@$+@rd!
I'll pay to clean the rug.
You laugh, but...
http://abcnews.go.com/US/home-intruder-calls-911-homeowner-caught-showering/story?id=13084609