Dang! I feel like a heathen!
I usually get the small double cheeseburgers on the value meal. Around here, that is typically $1.25/burger. I get 2 & drink my own Diet Coke brought from home. On my way for $2.50 + about 30 cents for the Coke.
I don’t ask them what kind of burger is it, if it is Angus or Martian. I don’t ask what kind of cheese (or should I write “cheeze”?)
Two mystery meats covered in yellow slime with something red on top, washed down with a mixture of chemicals and acids - mmmmm, mmmmm, good!
The McDonald double, off the value menu is what I get when I have to drive and eat.
It not great, but its not bad, and you can eat it while you drive.
I’ve always got a bottle of water. So McDonald can keep his Coke.