[BladeBryan]

“And if it’s found to be legit (in light of numerous doc specialists saying otherwise), then so be it, Party over.”

The birthers pretending to be document experts have noting to do with it. Here’s how we know it’s legit:

“On April 27, 2011 President Barack Obama posted a certified copy of his original Certificate of Live Birth.” — Hawaii Department of Health, http://hawaii.gov/health/vital-records/obama.html

Note the address in that URL: hawaii.gov. They issue the authentic Hawaiian birth certificates. The forged Hawaiian birth certificates are exactly those *not* issued by the Hawaii Department of Health.

[Norm Lenhart]

“Here’s how we know it’s legit:”

What you know perhaps.

“They issue the authentic Hawaiian birth certificates.”

Well I guess you done showed me a thing or two huh? Some guy on the internet said so therefore it must be true! Ask the guy posting below you.

[bvw]

That post is also why we know your are on the Obama Stash payroll plan.

[Beckwith]

“On April 27, 2011 President Barack Obama posted a certified copy of his original Certificate of Live Birth.”

Squeeky, girl reporter, says that a famous dead French artist named Rene Magritte spoke from beyond the grave to endorse the Birther philosophy that you just cannot trust picture!  He produced a painting called the "Treachery of Images" that shows a pipe with the French words "Ceci n'est pas une pipe." 

Translated to English, "Ceci n'est pas une pipe" means "this is not a pipe."
    

    
As Rene Magritte said:
   

"The famous pipe.  How people reproached me for it!  And yet, could you stuff my pipe?  No, it's just a representation, is it not?  So if I had written on my picture "This is a pipe," I'd have been lying!"

     
What Magritte was saying is, this is only a picture of a pipe.  It's NOT the pipe itself.  This supports the Birther position that the Internet copy of Obama's birth certificate, is just that, a representation, or a picture, of the actual document, NOT the document itself.  That is why we keep hollering, "Show us the Birth Certificate!!!" 

Let a panel of qualified, forensic document examiners examine Obama's Certification of Live Birth.  Once this happens, the controversy will be over.  We will all know the truth.

But, Obama will never, ever allow that to happen, because it's a counterfeit document.
    

"Ceci n'est pas une acte de naissance"

    
Sooo, the next time a Gullible tells you to look at the Internet and you can see Obama's birth certificate, just say to them: "Ceci n'est pas une acte de naissance" -- "this is not a birth certificate" -- heh, heh, heh!

NO, I repeat, NO qualified, independent forensic document examiner has ever been allowed to examine the REAL document that the Internet image represents.  The only people who ever examined it aren't qualified and they are partisans.

We KNOW that Hawaii Health Department Communications Officer, Janice Okubo, has said, "I don't know that it's possible for us to even say beyond a doubt what the image on the site represents."