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Ricardo Perry, world famous ventriloquist—having appeared befor the crowned heads of Europe & Asia—was setting them up and knocking them down ... until he got on the subject of blondes.
He set up one blond gag after another and the dummy was getting big laughs, until a woman with a big blond beehive hairdo stood up and, man, was she was angry!
She said, “I’ve worked hard all my life and you act like we blondes have no brains just emotions. What BS. So take your sexist crap somewhere else. Women DO have brains that we can acutally use over our emotions.”
Rick cleared his throat and started backpeddling:
“Ma’am, I’m just joking, it’s all part of the act, I meant no offense to ... “
And the blond cut him off: “I ain’t talkin’ to you, Buster. I’m talkin’ to that little SOB sittin’ in your lap.”