NFL grope-potential ping. :-)
Darling, get your mind... out of the gutter!
Face it, Allegra, my pretty, you've been keeping company with those Deadskins too long... and this shows it is rubbing off!
Pay no attention to Bend, Allegra. You know, here in Spain... grope-potential is a given. At least that's what all the gals who bring me wine tell me!
Yeah, Allegra, Ringo and I like to be groped... but George and John liked to do the grouping--
And no one, I repeat, NO ONE gropes... like my Ben!
Did I hear someone say groping is going on? Well... sign me up!
Groping at Jerry World? Sweet... Jethro Pugh! I'm just glad Tom isn't here to see this!
So am I, Hank... so am I.
You didn't grope Liberty Valance, pilgrim... I did!
And this week's winner hands down-- eh, hands up... is the NFL grope-athon policy!
All NFL stadiums are now safer... than any other time in history thanks to the Obama we all love and want to pass this bill for!!!!!
Good news, gang! This chick is clean! I just checked her... myself--
Whoa! We felt that grope... way up here in the balcony!
Required groping at Lambeau makes going there... just that much more fun, right, big?
Okay, all seven of you have checked me for tasers. So... now, can we go to the game?
Drink up, campers! It is gametime... and the end of this post!