Is this where I line up... 
for the pat down?
Captain, the security guards at the stadium do the pat down... 
so it is illogical for you to do it here on the Enterprise
!
Isn't this taking this new NFL pat down... 
too far?
I volunteer to help. Have all the pretty bitches... 
line up here!
When we pat you down, if we find a taser... 
boy, are you in big trouble!
Why? Oh, Why did I pick... 
this weekend to attend a Deadskins game?.
"You don't need to check these droids... 
These aren't the droids hiding the tasers."
If they won't let you pat them down... 
shoot them!
Whoa, momma! That pat down was so good... 
I'm going back for another one!
So, that's where... 
she hides her taser!
Yep, you cannot... 
make this stuff up--
Please, Bendy, double check me... 
before I go to the game?
Sure thing, Jess, just as soon as I am finished... 
here--
Bendy, big asked me to sneak in his taser for him, but... 
can you help me find a place to hide it?
I'm always here... 
to help, babe!
