Remember how departing Clinton staff vandalized the office space in the old executive office building and White House offices? We’ll be damn lucky if Barak and Michelle don’t burn the White House to the ground on their way out.
They should also sprinkle Holy Water in there as well. I’m not kidding.
This thread is calling your name!
And where has THAT been?
There also was talk of replacing the carpeting and Weiners office chair, the insider said.
Gee. I wonder why?
He should pay for a new desk chair too, immediately.
"Weiner gets brush off"
If I were Turner, I’d have someone go through the place with a UV lamp....
Source: The now gag-inducing WhiteHouse.gov: http://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/2011/07/17/photo-first-family-views-women-s-world-cup-final
After Jerry accidentally dropped his girlfriend toothbrush in the toilet...
In the living room, Jerry is carefully putting the old brush into a plastic bag,
being very careful not to touch it with his bare skin. He then seals the bag.
JERRY: No, trust me, that one was doing more harm than good. Don't forget to use
the Plax too.
Jenna takes a sip from a glass as if to gargle.
JENNA (O.C.): That stuff tastes like bleach!
Jerry is looking for a place to put the soiled brush.
JERRY: I don't know anything about that.
Just before Jenna emerges from the bathroom, Jerry throws the bag with the brush
out of the window.
JENNA: Mmm. My mouth feels so clean.
JERRY: That's the idea.
Jenna approaches Jerry, clearly intending to kiss him. As Jenna leans toward
him, Jerry gets a flashback of the toothbrush plunging into the toilet bowl, in
black and white, with portentous music. From his viewpoint, we see Jenna's lips
looming toward him. He looks nauseated by the prospect of the kiss, and pulls
away.