[Allegra]

In California, were not allowed to Open Carry French Fries in Public.

When I put them in my pocket, they come out covered in lint.

Silly. You just need to get a decent French-Fry holster. For a few more bucks, you can get one with a ketchup container.

[Kickass Conservative]

I went to FrenchFryBroker.com and AR-FF.com and couldn't find a decent Holster.

I was hoping McDonalds would offer one with their Happy Meals, but they only have one that holds Apple slices now.