Next message will read “Need Vasoline”.
If you can’t make a billion, it’s almost as good to beable to say that you lost a billion.
Won’t do much for the resume though.
The last guy trader who lost this much money, a few years ago, got a three year prison sentence.
Three years! I think petty theft carries a heavier penalty.
Apparently he is not “too big to fail” or he would be available for bailout funding.
Plying the family trade, I guess.
“It equates to about the same amount UBS is seeking to save by cutting 3,500 jobs worldwide.”
1.3 Billion lost?? Must be a newbee.. Heck, Us spent 38 Billion and gained just 3500 jobs.. Whats the wage in the UK anyway??
That’s gonna set back racial quotas in Swiss hiring a hundred years or so.
Sorry Kweku.
Everybody knows God only protects idiots, drunks, and America.
That would explain the ‘Ghanian’ emails I started receiving...
I'd bet that had he made a billion, he'd be a UBS hero.
I’m sure the trader was completely unsupervised and was allowed to trade billions of company dollars without anyone looking at this as unusual. How is the guy going to succeed if he isn’t allowed to fail along the way. I’m sure he will be a much better trader for the experience.
This idiot chile from Ghana reminds me of Bammy Boy. Anyways it is usually white boys who blow a few hundred million at the trading desk. This Ghanian shyt_fer_brains got his chance too
How to make a small fortune in day trading: Start with a large fortune.
I think we was just trying to get a job as an Obama economic advisor. I’d say he’s qualified.