I'm glad that you have a sense of humor, as I'm not usually as caustic as I was with you.
As for this:
Besides, Ive been here 7 years longer than you
I'll play.
According to our sign up dates, it's 5 years & a few months longer. Furthermore, I'm one of those posters who was here before under a different screen name in 1997 I was posting as "JimRob" and some poser came along and stole my screen name.
However, I was here before they made everybody resign up ~ so my time is FAR LONGER than that date.