Hey I already lie to my doctor about how much I smoke, drink, all the bad foods I eat, and how little exercise I get! Why should I worry about lying to him about owning guns?
Hey I already lie to my doctor about how much I drink, There is a formula for that:
Take what a husband claims to drink and multiply it by two.
Take what his wife claims he drinks and divide it by three.
The average of the two numbers is what he probably drinks.