Great stuff! I missed all this while at work today (thank the Lord I have a job). One of my favorites:
I'm changing the oil in the Chiggermobile, and I'm going to pour the old oil out on the ground! Hurry! You might catch me!
27 posted on 09/14/2011 8:06:07 PM PDT by Inyo-Mono
(My greatest fear is that when I'm gone my wife will sell my guns for what I told her I paid for them)