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cow farts are melting the ice caps. Investigate.
Hey #attackwatch, I just saw a kid opt out of apples with his Happy Meal!
Dear #AttackWatch: I would like to report a man named Jeremiah Wright for interrupting Obama’s Sunday naps with racist tirades.
If someone tells lies about obama in “austrian” language, do you still consider that a lie?
I report George Orwell & his novel 1984. His description of future makes people jump to the wrong conclusions about BHO.
Dear @attackwatch, some guy is saying that freedom is NOT slavery, war is NOT peace, and ignorance is NOT strength! Stop him!
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Nancy Pelosi says that for every dollar spent on Food Stamps, 1.73 comes back. How come the ghettos aren’t rich?
I’d like to report myself. I spend half the day complaining about Obama. can I bring my cat to the camps?
Hey @attackwatch,I saw TeaPartiers vandalize & destroy $millions of property last month.Wait no,those were #Union thugs!
Dear #attackwatch I haven’t been able to figure out how to scam the system, please send a re-education trainer to help me out.
Dear @AttackWatch : Weather maps on TV only show 50 states. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER SEVEN?
after joining #attackwatch will I get arm band,flag,other national socialist swag?/No,German2Arabic dictnry
LOL! Wonder which czar thought this strategery up. I'm sure they will be joining the ranks of the unemployed very soon.