JaredontheRight jared brubaker
Caught my toddler water-boarding one of his toys in the dog bowl. #attackwatch
iowahawkblog David Burge
What’s hairy, smelly, lives in the woods, and reports you to the government? Attacksquatch! #AttackWatch
fuzislippers Fuzzy Slippers
Dear #attackwatch my neighbor won’t give me all her money even though she makes more than me. Look into this please.
hoosierclinger Hoosier Clinger
Turn in 15 neighbors get a free waffle at IHOP! #attackwatch
BrentTeichman Brent Teichman
RT @Caper29b: Hey #attackwatch I just looked at a map of the U.S. Someone has stolen 7 of the 57 States!
thorninaz thorninaz
#attackwatch I saw someone purposely squeeze the Charmin in the grocery store
moderncomments Modern Comments
Dear #attackwatch: Orwell’s 1984 was a cautionary tale, not an instruction manual.
ROFLMFAO
This is pure comedy gold!
I don’t recognize the nic, but funny.
“I know someone who logged into FReerepublic.com? Can you help me “take out the Sonofabitch?”