I hear she is a reptilian and has visited Jupiter with Ron Paul. I’ll think of some more things and write a book too.
She visited Jupiter with Ron Paul, but they broke up over the issue of placing American troops there...
It was in despair over this that she took to snorting cocaine off of 55 gallon drums. Or was it that she snorted 55 gallon drums of cocaine while singing “Fly me to the moon”?
Damn! People are SOOOOOO gullible.