OMG! This reminds me of a horrible nightmare I had one time. I dreamed it was the middle of the afternoon and I was sitting at a table in an outdoor restaurant like the one in this article. I was happy and everything was good, then the waiters started drifting in setting the tables. I looked down at myself and I was completely naked. I started looking for a tablecloth or even a napkin to cover myself before anyone noticed. That is when I woke up in a cold sweat.
Sigmund Freud would’ve enjoyed working with you......heh