Oh no... they are on to us. We conservatives want to kill kids, kitties, puppies, unions, grandma, holidays, parakeets, Disneyland, grass, heroes, vegetables, clouds, rivers, Mighty Mouse, Eskimos... what did I miss?
Especially parakeets and vegetables plus I’ve been yearning deeply to, as Hoffa Jr would say, “take out” Bambi and anything small furry and cute.
Sesame Street.
You forgot that we sacrifice goats on satan’s altar