[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Several Republican reasons for missing Obama’s speech.

1) Cat needs waxing.
2) The waves are breaking and the Wahines are stoked.
3) FOOTBALL!
4) Those darned raccoons!
5) Note from mother.

[Mr. Wright]

Forgot the 4-person Bridge Regional Championships on PTV.

[tomkat]

Cat needs waxing