hid it under their mattress. Mom’s NEVER look there, right?
If it hadn’t been for what was under my mattress my parents
would never have seen porno.
I used to ramble the woods and down by the river the
County used to dump all the confiscated books and mags
from their raids.
Heh, I hid my 4th grade report card under my mattress for months. When my parents asked me where it was, I said I lost it.
They never followed up. They knew how it was without seeing it. But I remember the stricken look on my mother’s face when I lied to her.
She wasn’t hurt so much about the lie, I think...I really think she felt pity for me that I would even resort to such a charade...that I knew they would see it as such.
Anyway, hiding stuff under my mattress was the equivalent of handing it over to my siblings, so that was out for anything as valuable as a Playboy magazine.