That would be a great speech.
I'd like to announce that I have accepted Joe Biden's resignation. In an attemtp to show bipartisanship, I'm appointing former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin to replace him as Vice President. Now, with that out of the way, let me be perfectly clear. I Resign effective immediately.
Oh, and I'd probably go out and hire some people and figure out a business to start at that point, too. So it would help jobs.
See post # 11. You beat me to it! Great minds think alike.....