[Iron Munro]

Top Ten Statements That Should Be Included In Zero's "Jobs Speech":

1. "I resign."

2. "I'm going back to Kenya."

3. "Allah Akbar!"

4. "I said I visited 57 states. I didn't say that's all there are."

5. "When I said I would cut the deficit in half I meant for China."

6. Actually, I have no idea who my real father is or where I was born."

7. "I'm not a socialist. I just want to take your money and give it to people who vote for me."

8. "Those who pay no taxes shouldn't have to bear the burden for those who don't pay their fair share."

9. "I never really expected civility from those greedy, tea-bagging, fanatically religious, gun crazy constitutionalists."

10. "A couple nights in a back seat with a guy like Larry Sinclaire doesn't mean a guy is a queer - not that there's anything wrong with it."

[christx30]

11. “A great man once said, ‘From everyone according to his ability, to everyone according to their needs.’ It is with this in mind, I announce the following CHANGE to this country that I promised on 20 january, 2009...”