“Nobody appreciates what I’m doing for YOU. You are all a bunch of racist honkeys and I hate you. I quit!”
I am going to shut up now.
I am going to resign.
All my plans stink.
Am I as stupid as I look?
I lie a lot.
I cheat at golf.
Biden is an idiot, just like me.
I really am a stealth muslim.
I hate America and it’s people.
I really am going to shut up now.
My Fellow Americans,
It is with heavy heart that I must bring you this news. The constant obstruction of my vision of hope and change by the entrenched forces of the political establishment have left me no choice but to sign into law an executive order dissolving both Congress and the Senate.
Now these players of partisan politics are rendered harmless, our country can stride forward into the glorious future, following the five year plan which will be available on the White House website sometime in 2012.
Stay calm and stay at home. Our noble internal security forces will be constantly on patrol, seeking unpatriotic Americans to submit to re-education and reparations for their faults.
In a bold step to reduce the supposed deficit, I have partnered with Walmart to provide every home with 20 rolls of toilet paper, lovingly printed by Chinese craftsmen with the Constitution and the Bill of Rights on every sheet of single ply paper.
God (soon to be renamed something less controversial) Bless America. Dang, this is fun!
“Nobody appreciates what I’m doing for YOU. “
Is your next to the last word in the above quote a typeo?