How about this, from the op-ed:
So expect lots of name calling. That may not work either. The “Texas cowboy” frightens Eastern liberals, but other Americans may find Gov. Perry’s decisiveness a refreshing change from the wuss in the White House who’s been described — cruelly but accurately — by New Hampshire’s Manchester Union Leader as “the Last Responder.”
Read more: http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/11247/1171671-373-0.stm#ixzz1WxOJikNW
That was a nice little chuckle at the end “the last responder”, very good!