Then I'll file suit against the the law firms that sponsor these ads to pay for my anger management therapy. "...call 1-800-BAD-DRUG now to find out how much you might winn....err.. be eligible to collect!!!"
My favorite is the LawSuits against the mechanical devices that enable people to walk, dance, go shopping and to enjoy life.
Just call the firm of Sooim, Scrooim, and Runne to see if you are entitled to large case awards, of which we’ll give you a small percentage. (maybe)
I was in a gift shop and found this cute little soft fluffy thing to throw at the TV, it just bounces off but makes a disgusting sound....I have used it a few times....GG