The way I took it, it's the voice of the "Joe Six-Pack" type regular guy appliance installer, looking at the TV and commenting on the 80s hair band loser making money and getting hot chicks. Wasn't that how it was depicted in the animated video? And I mean, rockers were basically in drag back then:
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