I would love to go in a shovel to shovel combat with that perpetually angry phat ass mabelle michelle. Any residual effects would be a huge improvement over her continual angry bitchy scowling face.
Take a close look at the forehead in that pic....
Looks to me that Michelle la belle Antoinette is metamorphosing into Klingon.
Someone needs to photoshop that pic with one of those double handle Klingon battle swords.