I guess I’ll just transition over to cash and money orders.
That’s what my husband said.
"Oh, yeah! We forgot about those! Tax on those babies, too! Cash? Every time you buy something, that money is going into a bank eventually, so we'll just tax that, too. Oh, and the new currency with the RFID chips just found $5,000 under your bed. A bed gives about the same interest a savings account does, so we'll call it a bank. Tax!!"