Obama tried to get into the USAF, but when he got to the induction center and saw all those dopers and father-rapers* and communists, he knew it was hopeless. He went home, renounced his citizenship and applied to Harvard instead.
*Don’t be alarmed. It’s an Arlo Guthrie reference.
Did they also show the 8 X 10 glossy pictures?
Obama walked into the Army shrink’s office with another guy and sang “Shrink, You can get anything you want, at Alice’s restaurant” in two-part harmony.
That’s why they wouldn’t take either of them.
Also mother stabbers.