Omoslem will bulldoze his Chicago house + build a mosque.
Omoslem WON’T eat bacon.
He WILL admit he’s a dirty moslem after all, and start referring to white people as “infidels.”
#1 Omoslem will finish every sentence with “insh’allah” which means “god willing.”
I’m not a freaking moslem so forgive me if I spelled that cockroach language wrong.
#2 He’ll gay-marry Reggie Love, to become the first queer moslem former president.
#3 He’ll disparage Air Force One, and travel by magic carpet.