[RichInOC]

Obama takes charge at hurricane command center

...and Biden is disappointed because he can’t find the controls to steer the suckers.

[spokeshave]

Obama takes charge at hurricane command center

And hear is our dear reader (peas be upon him) with his Senior Advisors (those old balding white geezers) making IMPORTANT on the spot decisions.....

Obama:

Heads.....Wagu beef

Tails.......Lobster

First Adviser: "very good Mr President"

Second Adviser: "and I ordered double in anticipation of the First Lady attending

Third Adviser (thinks): "Ha and the chances of your re-election is like the coin landing on its edge.