[Iron Munro]

US President Barack Obama on Saturday personally led his government’s response to Hurricane Irene, marshalling top officials and visiting a disaster command center as the storm roared ashore.

World reknown meteorologist and leading hurricane scientist, Barack "Storm Furher" Obama, was rushed from his vacation idyl in Martha's Vineyard to Washington, DC to take charge of the National Hurrican Disaster Team.

"President Obama is the only man knowledgeable and capable enough to manage our response to this monstor storm created by out of control global warming," asserted Mrs. Obama.

[PROCON]

"President Obama is the only man knowledgeable and capable enough to manage our response to this monstor storm created by out of control global warming, which was caused by President Bush" asserted Mrs. Obama.

There, fixed it..:=)

[Cowgirl of Justice]

“President Obama is the only man knowledgeable and capable enough to manage our response to this monstor storm created by out of control global warming,” asserted Mrs. Obama.

So what? You still owe us $10,000,000 for ONE vacation. All the others are being added up as well. Get your checkbook ready, honey. This little piddle puddle storm ain’t gonna make any of us forget. Yo little girly man could walk on water and we would STILL want our money back.