Perry is the second coming! For shame, fomenting schism and disrupting the chosen path of the Electable One! That's all Perry followers need say in response to your rabble-rousing recusancy, because one doesn't have to actually reply to criticism of the Perry if one supports Him. All I absolutely must do is insult the person pointing out the facts about Perry, as liberals insult their opponents.
Not that the supporters of Rick Perry are liberals or RINOs. To infer that would be totally completely 100% wrong, because everyone knows that supporting a man who touted LaRaza and ACORN, signed off on hate crime legislation, raised taxes and increased the size of Texas government, stood by and did nothing during the last ten years as illegals bred more Texas anchor babies than the Census could ever imagine counting, subsidized illegals' tuition and gave them student aid on top of that, said Arizona's immigration law wasn't right for Texas and a border wall was ridiculous, even endorsed Rudy Giuliani and Michael Dukakis, heck, supporting a candidate like that, that's clearly the CONSERVATIVE thing to do. To be fair, even if supporting a man like that for the Presidency doesn't seem the conservative thing to do now, it absolutely will be later, because the infallible Rick Perry might promulgate another dogmatic reversal, like His 180 on secession, or eminent domain, or gay marriage, or illegal immigration...it is all part of the holy "conservative" mystery that is Rick Perry, and all should support Him or face His wrath (or the wrath of His proselytes).
So I must ask you, Mr. LomanBill, what are you THINKING posting such anti-Perry heresy!?!?! You ought to be bowing down, asking forgiveness, and basking in his divine radiance like all the rest of us blessed followers of "His" Texas Miracle. Pardon the brevity of this post, but I gotta wrap it up to return to my devotional meditation.
OMMMMMMMMMM RICKY PERRY OMMMMMMM RICKY PERRY OMMMMM
